
Arthur J. Warner the Second was a very smart boy.
At the age of two, he knew the whole alphabet.
At the age of three, he could count to one-hundred and he could spell e-n-c-y-c-l-o-p-e-d-i-a.
At the age of four, he could read from the Dick and Jane books with no problem.
When Arthur J. Warner the Second started school, at the age of five, he could add and subtract numbers.
At the age of seven, Arthur J. Warner the Second took apart his Grandmother's broken chiming clock and put it back together so that it worked perfectly.
At the age of eight, Arthur J. Warner the Second, skipped the third grade and went straight into fourth grade.
He knew all his multiplication tables and could do long division.
He won the elementary school spelling bee.